THESE ARE EN-ROUTE TO OUR WAREHOUSE FOR SHIPPING. THESE WILL SHIP 2-3 WEEKS AFTER ORDER. IF YOU HAVE OTHER ITEMS IN YOUR ORDER, THEY WILL BE SHIPPED IN 2-3 WEEKS WITH THE CHONIES.
DOZER-WORN MEANS: Dozer himself will put on your pair of chonies, take a polaroid of himself wearing it, sign the garment, and ship it to you. There is a limited amount of these he is willing to do. Quite frankly, this is worth more than investing in the S&P 500.
Purist. That's what this is. Killdozer freakin' Purist. Keep your most important bits secured by hundreds of Dozer faces.
95% cotton 5% spandex blend for maximum comfort, flexibility, and longevitity.
